your supposed to "get what you give".
my life's a little more complicated than that though. i consider my tumblr to be my thoughts. there is a reason behind every single thing i post on here. ask questions, tell me what you think, talk to me.
is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep
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i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like
if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul
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my life goal is to be a milf
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*uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*
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“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me
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if you ever hurt an animal you’re a fucking piece of shit
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my mind says homework
but my heart says internet
